bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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