Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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