dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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