I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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