why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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