Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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