We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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