Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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