It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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