um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
