If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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