I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Randomize
