so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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