when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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