Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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