I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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