I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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