next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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