He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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