I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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