You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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