sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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