Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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