The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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