My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Randomize
