So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
