It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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