it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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