Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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