i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
As shirtless as possible
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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