I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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