at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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