She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Boobs are out for the taking
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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