Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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