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I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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