This girl is more easily done than said...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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