Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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