On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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