We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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