Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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