shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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