I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
