I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You peed on a flamingo?!?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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