that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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