that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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