the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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