dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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