I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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