my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Help. Why am I so naked?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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