Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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