Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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