So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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