ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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