im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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