I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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