i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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