I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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